they fell asleep watching contests together
they fell asleep watching contests together
You’ve been bitten by something non-human, and now you’re starting to change. You really hope it was a:
Vampire
Werewolf
Zombie
Other (like what?)
Explaining your reasoning and arguing your side is highly encouraged
(Also this would be more fun with a larger sample size so reblogs are appreciated)
People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I’d pass it on.
I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?
These people seem to get it, though. It’s very simple in places. It’s basically the cookbook for people who think, ‘I’m really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can’t think of anything else to cook that won’t exhaust me’. And it’s free!
going to start shipping Cyndia/Kisara and call it exwifeshipping for when you get to the afterlife and leave your wealthy boyfriend/husband who was always far more interested in moping over a two-dimensional idealized concept of you than you as an actual person and so instead you hook up with a cool hot blonde and/or dragon woman. and also for the inherent comedy of “ancient powerful dragon sorceress x bratty rich kid fron Nevada”
The silliest fanfic writing rule I have ever concocted for myself is that “duel disk” is a generalized object written in lowercase, except specifically when writing in Kaiba or Mokuba’s POV, where it’s always capitalized “Duel Disk” because to them it’s very important to emphasize that its a patented trademark.